This one will take longer to forcefully shut down.
THEY THINK DOGS ARE DISRUPTIVE TO SLEEP AND HEALTH The fact that I’m constantly telling Peter that he’s the handsomest man alive and that I want to marry him is bad optics, I admit, but I do feel like this idea says more about the idea-haver than it does about me or you. THERE IS A SOMEWHAT, WELL, LET’S FACE IT, SEXUAL CONNOTATION ASSOCIATED WITH SHARING A BED Read: Why people pretend to talk as their pets 3. In … my … opinion … -gah, oh no … eat … oh jeez. I now own a hand broom with rubber bristles made specifically for “sweeping the bed” to remove dog hair, et cetera, and actually it’s fine. The moment I put my sheets on the bed, they are haired. I change my sheets and wash my duvet regularly, but the amount of time it exists without dog hair is: never.
#Should i sleep with my puppy full#
My bed is full of Peter hair at all times. Convince yourself that you aren’t affected by the fact that you have to lie in repose among the many things that have fallen off a dog’s body. Basically, in order to enjoy sleeping with your dog friend, you just have to pretend it isn’t disgusting. This is wrong, so I thought it might be useful to enumerate the reasons why they get squeamish and then forcefully shut them down. People can get a little squeamish about dog-human co-sleeping. He’s always thrilled at the prospect and bounds away to my bedroom. When it’s time for bed, I’ll ask Peter, “Do you want to go to bed?” He doesn’t really have any agency in the situation, because he is technically my prisoner, but I like to offer him the illusion. And unless it’s a particularly good day, the best parts are always in the morning in bed with Peter and at night in bed with Peter. Now I’ve adopted him, and we sleep together always. He looked like a seal emerging from the water, with slicked-back ears, a little smooth head, gigantic eyes, and, well. He didn’t jump up-oh, he wouldn’t dare!-he was just politely checking it out. The next day, while I was typing on my laptop in bed, he popped up on the side, and surveyed the on-top-of-the-bed situation. Peter slept in his crate the first night. This article was adapted from The Particulars of Peterby Kelly Conaboy.
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